Posts Tagged: football

  • NFL Week 5 Preview

    NFL Week 5 Preview

    Minnesota Vikings (2-2) at Green Bay Packers (2-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network This looked like a fantastic primetime game in preseason. Ok, a pretty good one. Ok, decent. Now? A little bit less. I keep wanting to call the Vikings awful, but even without Adrian Peterson they’re 2-2, just like most of their division.

  • NFL Week 4 Preview

    NFL Week 4 Preview

    New York Giants (1-2) at Washington Whoozywhatsits (1-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network The Giants travel to Washington to take on the legendary Kirk Cousins and his Native American-based football team. The Giants have recovered from their dreadful opening Monday nighter against the Detroit Lions to slightly lose to the Arizona Cardinals and beat up

  • NFL Rundown Weeks 1 and 2

    NFL Rundown Weeks 1 and 2

    A Horrible Start Off The Field The first two weeks of the NFL is in the books, and we already have a high profile and long overdue release and suspension, the internet (justifiably) calling for Roger Goodell’s head, a sexual assault lawsuit for noted scumbag Jerry Jones, one of the league’s top running backs using

  • Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

    Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

    Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker received something other than a football on Tuesday – a 4 game suspension. Welker, perhaps best known as WELKAAAAAAHHHHHH, is reported to have been suspended for use of the amphetamine MDMA (or Molly) at the Kentucky Derby. Welker won a buttload of money at the Derby and handed out