Where Are They Now: The Cup from 2 Girls 1 Cup


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Image c/o MFX Video

As the World Cup rages on, we at Untied have decided to take a moment to remember one of Brazil’s exports, the brave and resilient cup from the 2007 fetish porn flick, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

“A lot of people don’t know that the viral clip was just a small segment of the film Hungry Bitches,” said the cup. “But that’s neither here nor there, really. I think we’re all a little better off by not remembering any of those things.”

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Tito attends his daily AA meeting

The cup, who is now retired, spends his days in the pool and the weekends tending to his garden.

“I have to take it easy, nowadays,” he continued. “I’m in AA, trying to get over my past. I’ve got scars, man. I’ve seen some shit.”

Indeed he has.

The cup prefers to go by the name Tito these days as part of an attempt to distance himself from the film.

“Have you ever seen those videos on YouTube of people reacting to that scene? You think they’re paralyzed with fear? People shat inside of me. Has anyone ever shat inside of you?

What did this poor grandmother ever do to be subjected to this?

What did this poor grandmother ever do to be subjected to this?

“I didn’t think so.”

Tito currently resides in rural Pennsylvania and stays away from the dating scene.

“You do one film and, all of a sudden these crazy people think you’re down for anything. I can’t. I just can’t. I’m better off alone.”

To reconcile for his past, Tito makes a monthly pilgrimage to Horny Secretary studios, where he tries to talk vulnerable girls out of making regrettable decisions.

When asked if he would commit to a sequel to the flick that brought him to fame, the interview came to an abrupt end.

Marcello C. De Feo

Founder and CEO at Untied Magazine
Marcello De Feo started blogging in 2002 as a way to promote his band and stay in touch with friends back east when he lived in Colorado. Over the years, he has owned and run many blogs, the most notable of which was FlyersFaithful.com. Untied is his most expansive effort to date and he is ecstatic to have so many brilliant writers on board from the get go.

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