Just Stop It, DirecTV Come on baby, bite my wire Seriously, stop it. You’re creeping everyone out with your new commercials. I don’t know what ad agency convinced you that it would be a good idea to make a commercial where a guy is married to a life-sized marionette and they have a kid together but you should fire them immediately. It’s creepy as all hell. Let’s ignore the fact that the message behind the series of commercials is barely relevant, considering the fact that it’s 2014 and nobody really has an issue with ugly, dangling wires. The reality is that you’re basically insinuating that this guy banged a wooden doll and, somehow, they reproduced and nobody finds it the least bit suspicious. This needs to end now. Please. Tweet About Latest Posts Marcello C. De FeoFounder and CEO at Untied MagazineMarcello De Feo started blogging in 2002 as a way to promote his band and stay in touch with friends back east when he lived in Colorado. Over the years, he has owned and run many blogs, the most notable of which was FlyersFaithful.com. Untied is his most expansive effort to date and he is ecstatic to have so many brilliant writers on board from the get go. Latest posts by Marcello C. De Feo (see all) Fitness Quest: Discussing the Localvore Movement with Holly Crow - 08.18.14 Garfunkel and Oates Tries to Find Its Groove - 08.15.14 Proponents, Opponents Weigh in on the Ice Water Challenge - 08.14.14 May 26, 2014 by Marcello C. De Feo 0 comments 1020 viewson Culture, Entertainment, Television Share this post Facebook Twitter Google plus Pinterest Linkedin Mail this article Print this article Tags: creepy ass commercial, DirecTV, dude bangs a marionette Next: Changes hit Mad Men as man walks on the moon in Waterloo Previous: Should Memorial Day be Redefined?