Football

  • Katy Perry to Play Super Bowl XLIX

    Katy Perry to Play Super Bowl XLIX

    Baby, you’re a firework! Katy Perry has officially signed on to perform during the halftime show for Super Bowl XLIX. The pop icon certainly has the status to keep people tuned in to watch, and that could eclipse last year’s record setting 111.5 million viewers. Perry recently joined ESPN’s “College GameDay” where she talked shop

  • NFL Week 6 Preview

    NFL Week 6 Preview

    #456160078 / gettyimages.com   As we head into the sixth week of NFL action, the league is still dealing with awful PR. Adrian Peterson seems a little less stable each week. They’re fining players for wearing Beats headphones due to a deal with Bose (is this real life?). But hey, the two people who read

  • NFL Week 5 Preview

    NFL Week 5 Preview

    Minnesota Vikings (2-2) at Green Bay Packers (2-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network This looked like a fantastic primetime game in preseason. Ok, a pretty good one. Ok, decent. Now? A little bit less. I keep wanting to call the Vikings awful, but even without Adrian Peterson they’re 2-2, just like most of their division.

  • NFL Week 4 Preview

    NFL Week 4 Preview

    New York Giants (1-2) at Washington Whoozywhatsits (1-2) – Thursday, 8:25pm, CBS/NFL Network The Giants travel to Washington to take on the legendary Kirk Cousins and his Native American-based football team. The Giants have recovered from their dreadful opening Monday nighter against the Detroit Lions to slightly lose to the Arizona Cardinals and beat up

  • NFL Rundown Weeks 1 and 2

    NFL Rundown Weeks 1 and 2

    A Horrible Start Off The Field The first two weeks of the NFL is in the books, and we already have a high profile and long overdue release and suspension, the internet (justifiably) calling for Roger Goodell’s head, a sexual assault lawsuit for noted scumbag Jerry Jones, one of the league’s top running backs using

  • Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

    Wes Welker Suspended For Being Too Scrappy

    Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker received something other than a football on Tuesday – a 4 game suspension. Welker, perhaps best known as WELKAAAAAAHHHHHH, is reported to have been suspended for use of the amphetamine MDMA (or Molly) at the Kentucky Derby. Welker won a buttload of money at the Derby and handed out

  • Predicting The Eagles Record

    Predicting The Eagles Record

    #159640246 / gettyimages.com Well, well, well…here we are again. Another football season is upon us as the Philadelphia Eagles begin training camp today just a couple blocks from their home field. As the Eagles embark on Year 2 of the Chip Kelly era, expectations, as they have been for many years here, are sky high.

  • An Open Letter to the Cleveland Browns

    An Open Letter to the Cleveland Browns

    Let’s distill the news that came from ESPN Radio yesterday: Johnny Manziel kept sliding down the NFL draft board The Cleveland Browns, who have an awesome history of drafting quarterbacks, were interested in Johnny Football. Dowell Loggains, the Browns’ head coach received a text from Manziel that said “I wish you guys would come get me. Hurry