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  • The Night I Lost the Will to Lie

    The Night I Lost the Will to Lie

    It happened. It finally happened. Our kids now know that the elf is fake. Recently, I have been testing out the kids’ reactions to the elf. The closer I got to it, the more terrified they became. At one point, my daughter broke into tears. It confounded me. She’s six-years old and is an incredibly rational person.

  • Five Things That Need to Stop in 2015

    Five Things That Need to Stop in 2015

    There’s a million lists floating around the internet right now about how the world be a much better place in 2015 if people stop using internet jargon or videotaping their cats and other useless shit nobody should care about either way. Let’s deviate from that and talk about some stuff that should actually stop happening in 2015 or now, really. 1. Let’s

  • Life Hacks: Candy Lovin’

    Life Hacks: Candy Lovin’

    Hey now, Wooo, look at that! Did life really run you down? At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive, you make me feel alive Alive ALIVE! Here’s some more Life Hacks.. -At some point, you’ll reach an age when “Pregaming” before a party means making sure you poop before going. – If you

  • Life Hacks: Ninja Mastery

    Life Hacks: Ninja Mastery

    Hey you! Yes you, with the ironic T-shirt, staring at your tablet device. Don’t fret, I have this weeks attitude altering Life Hacks, ready to brighten your day. -It’s easy to say “I’m a master ninja”. That’s why I say it. Because it’s easy. Try it. -If you are ever in a marathon and need

  • Life Hacks: Business in the Front, Party in the Back

    Life Hacks: Business in the Front, Party in the Back

    Hey you! Yes you, with the ironic T-shirt, staring at your tablet device. Don’t let the world weigh too heavy on you. Let my words of wisdom embrace you like a bro-hug with this weeks Life Hacks. -Fun Fact: 90% of people will laugh when they don’t understand what someone just said. Which is why

  • Life Hacks: Holiday Edition

    Life Hacks: Holiday Edition

    Hey everyone! It’s Jim again. Life is hard, am I right!? Here are some more Life Hacks that will get you through this sad existence this holiday season. – A fun thing to do at the mall is find people who vaguely look like a celebrity and ask for their autograph. I found no less

  • Prematurity Awareness Day: My Story

    Prematurity Awareness Day: My Story

    A typical pregnancy lasts for 40 weeks. A premature infant, or preemie, is one that is born before 37 weeks gestation. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), 1 in 9 babies (more than 450,000 infants) in the USA are born premature every year, and prematurity is the leading cause of infant

  • Life Hacks

    Life Hacks

    Hi everyone. My name is Jim Hasson. I’m 43 years old, which means I’ve experienced things from Pong to WiiU. Diff’rent Strokes to Parks and Rec. I’ve drank New Coke, Crystal Pepsi and Zima. I’ve eaten McPizzas, Dunkaroos and Ore Os cereal. Consider that body of work proof that I can give you , the

  • “Look at Tim Cook”

    “Look at Tim Cook”

    The night before Tim Cook officially came out publicly for the first time, I received a text message from one of my best friends. Roommates for years, we’d often text or instant message one another before bed, and sometimes we check in the same way now miles away. He was telling me that he was